Just a Scottish Idiot

Following a day when Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble for calling Brown a 'One Eyed Scottish Idiot', he has apologised, in a way that made it clear that he should have just gone with 'Scottish Idiot'

"In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister's personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise."

So, Scottish Idiot it is, then.