So, Everyone gets something... Wales get the Grand Slam, the championship and Bragging Rights (as do Wasps, as Wales did it with Warren and Shaun)
England get second place, and the Millennium Trophy for beating Ireland today (I was there). We also got to see Danny Cipriani's first game, and he was good - as Wasps knew he would... be.
France get the Giuseppe Garibaldi trophy for beating Italy (can all Italy games have a trophy at stake, please? That seems like an easy option to get a trophy in the short term... unless you're Scottish)
Ireland get the Centenary Quaich trophy for beating Scotland.
Scotland get the Calcutta Cup for beating England (in a game that caused me to fall asleep - but well done to Scotland)
Italy get a wooden spoon.
Nobody gets whitewash.
Everyone has something... and Italy can use their trophy for making nice meals. Bonus.