... and musical skill. I can see it now, a large Blair head on a tiny body.
Mournful look from Blair.
A large Gordon steps in from the side....
"We've already said..." (ding ding-da-ding ding)
John Reid appears (with various MPs in tow)
"Since you gotta go, oh you'd better Go now go now, go now (Go now) "
Tony: "Before you see me cry..."
... and so on.