Sometimes I wish I had Shockwave Flash....

... and musical skill. I can see it now, a large Blair head on a tiny body.

Mournful look from Blair.

A large Gordon steps in from the side....

"We've already said..." (ding ding-da-ding ding)

"Goodbye"

John Reid appears (with various MPs in tow)

In chorus:

"Since you gotta go, oh you'd better Go now go now, go now (Go now) "

Tony: "Before you see me cry..."

... and so on.

It would be a sight to behold! (Backing Blair has some good flash examples, nothing more recent than this though).