Labour Party political

For those who didn't see it on TV, you can be patronised all over again. Be Amazed! At Blair's rapidly appearing and disappearing tie.

Be Offended! At being called 'Human Capital'

Be Disoriented! By the dodgy 'fly on the wall' camerawork.

Call Dr. Who! For the conversation continuing with the magically changing scenery.

Give an Oscar! For the chummy overacting.

Let's see what the Tories and Lib Dems come up with.

I'd like to see this on our screens.